We love to get eMails from people slagging us off. If you’re outraged about this site, why not leave a comment defending one of the truly awful cars, or you could eMail us and tell us what you think. We’ll put the best eMails here.
“I own built and race my Talbot sunbeam hybrid rallycar, with trophy cabinet, so who’s the oxygen thief waste of internal organs pissant tape worm charming spunk bubble now then huh? All of ya take ya heads for a shit and fucking DIE?”
“I’m like you, I hate the cock-suckers, but I do something about it unlike you, I key them down the side’s. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOOL…..”
“Hi mate.

its on the first page of latest cars
my cous is a bit pissed at me for putting it up, nothing else will come of it just get it down asap.
To be fair tho what the hell does he expect putting black rims on a polo? ”
“hi there, love the webiste, but i noticed something, when i was looking through under the all cars section i noticed that u had on there a COMPLETELY STANDARD ford fiesta zetec s, take it down its not chavvy atall”
“Dearest faggot, what a crap site you mean little insignificant arse hole. Have you considered suicide. No? Well you should. People like you should be hung by your ears and have your legs slowly eaten by rabid dogs. Your site is crap, poor coding and the contibutors have the mental ability of a disabled chimp (at least it’s better than yours.) So what if people want to drive Saxos and Corsas? You think that because you drive a BM you are some how entered into a motoring hierarchy, well this might be a stark realisation for you, YOU AREN’T!This site really is a poor mans Barry Boys (which is already in the depths of rubbish sites.)So, please do open the boot of your BM, find the tow rope in it, fashion a noose out of it, place it round your neck, find a big building, tie the other end to something solid on the top of that building, and jump you fat bastard!
Peace out 🙂 “
It’s been a while since I’ve bothered to reply to one of these emails, but there was something about your desperate homophobic rant, hiding a closet urge to come out of the closet and stick your fingers in men’s arses, that compelled me to reply.So, do I think I’m in motoring hierarchy? No. Do I think all Saxos and Corsas are shit? Yes. Do I think you’re really 13 years old and have neither sat behind the wheel of a car, nor seen a woman naked? Definitely.
My site may have very old coding that I just can’t be fucked to update, but it still ranks #1 in Google for ‘chav cars’ and ‘shit cars’, thus pissing off morons like yourself.
Splendid!
“Whats the point of this site ? Its a poor mans barryboys really. “
“Big Man the boys in Glasgow truly appreciate your craic!! If i had a legend of the week medal to hand out I would present it to you but i dont so tough shit – well done handsome – keep up the stirling work!! “
“MY FUCKIN ARSE is the SAXO SHIT!!! its a FUCKIN VTS 4 FUCK SAKE!!! “
“What a nasty site. Crap coding, shit graphics. You suck. “
“I currently work with a chavette, she is truly awful, and her car is well its SHIT to say the least. A manky old white polo that she can’t park with burberry colours on her alloys (mmm alloys)!!!!! Someone should do us all a favour and put the bloody thing into the skip and get the shit chavette with the shit car off the road. I look forward to your reply “
“What car do you drive then? Im sure my saxo vtr 1.6 could beat your Vauxhall Zafira or whatever you drive. Get a grip you must be one lonely loser to make a site like this. “
“ill race you in your bmws you twats no shit about cars race a vts saxo in your bmws then will see hows haveing a laugh losers your to old go home and smoke your pipe losers lol “
“Hey, i accidentally posted the wrong car on the website, i posted a saxo, it was meant to be a peugeot, can you remove and let me repost it”
“…I drive a Saxo VTS; which I might add is completely standard. I think you’ll find on your homepage you talk about your BMW’s. Im afraid to tell you that BMWs up to 325’s get outpaced by a Saxo VTS.”
“Why the hell would you slate saxo’s? Just because there are silly chavs that put ridiculous body work on etc does not mean the car is shit. And as for laughing at peoples cars just because you have a BMW; I bet your mummy and daddy bought you it anyway so you are the worst of all drivers”
“I am a researcher for a new TV programme soon to be aired next year. I absolute love a selection of your pictures & would like to put them forward for possible use on the show. To do that I need to clear the pictures with whoever it is that owns them. Any help with this would be greatly appreciated. Martyn Black.”
“fair enough u might think my car is shit have’nt seen ur car though u obviously have not got taste but i would like u to blank out my number plate or if thats to technical for u remove the car off the site cause it is not a shit car the car is toyota starlet S904 AAR on page 4”
“YOUR SITES A LOAD OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Great site, love it. Is the angry looking guy in the suit at the top of every page the guy who writes the comments about the shit cars or is he a model. I only ask cos he sure looks angry and such a look of anger could only ever be caused by looking at/ thinking about a modded up 1 litre Nova with four chavs inside.”
“A very original site you have here. I wonder where you found your inspiration? Nice busy forum too.”
“this site is fuckin amazing those chav cunts will be steaming when they see there ‘solid’ beasts being put down for what they really are: fuckin shit piles of crap!!!!!!! ( oi chav you are a twat!)”
“can u please remove the post on the escort with the big ford sign on the side as most of the posts are people slagging eachother with no mention of the car”
“great site guys, laughing at these mechanical assholes will give me hours of amusement. and to the car owners, your twats, leave your festering shit boxes alone and do society and our economy a favour and kill yourelves. CHAV WANKERS!!!!!”
“I think you have a very good site with alot of shit cars might I add! I have a couple of images if you are interested? Thanks,”
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“YOU ARE A WANKER AND YOU ARE SHIT. BEFORE YOU MAKE SOME SHIT BACKCHAT, YOU ARE A CUNT.”
“yes some of the cars on this site are a heap of shit, but some are actualy good cars, and just if u mod a car up doesnt automatically put u as a chav, i suggest you sort through ur archives seen the site is called ‘your car is shit’ and delete the good ones, should be called ‘this site is shit”
“your copy right has expired, i might use your logo and your web address““im going to try and hack into this site over the next couple of weeks, unluckly!!!!! “
“Dear tosser, I dont know how old you are but sadly over the past two days I have been reading and looking at the posts on this web site. You havent got a clue what a good and bad car is. You are a fucking ball sack licker. O and im 14 years old, and most of the chav pricks on here couldnt name the car from the picture without my help. Your website will be reported and shut down within 14 days, have a nice day. Fucking chav sucking merkin.”
“mate.what a fucking site , never seen so much shit in one place , if i ever meet ya im gonna buy ya a beer , you’re top man in my book”
“Dear webmaster, Some weeks ago, we have started a german pendant to your great site “yourcarisshit.com”. It’s called “shitcars.de”. We would be very flattered if we could get you as foreign-country partner for our site. Of course, we will feature you on our blog and set a link to your site. We look forward to receive answer, soon. Warm Greetings out of cold Germany, Robbatse (“the tesa-strip tuner”) :)”
“I have been made aware you are linking pictures from the site www.corsa-b.co.uk All images contained on that site are copyrighted; therefore you are posting without permission. Under the TOC of my hosting contract, images may only be posted by there original uploaded, and all images posted to 3rd party sites without the owners permission is in breach of the copyright. Therefore I am kindly asking you to remove all image and links towards Corsa-B.co.uk immediately to prevent further action. Thanks Corsa-B Admin”
“dis web site is shit n u aint got no taste in cars u silly cunts if u got somthing 2 say come n say it 2 me face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
David didn’t email us as such, but he has constantly criticised our website both from a design point of view and a content point of view. David has built some websites himself, bless, and guess what? They’re shit. We won’t link to them as we don’t want to give out the backlinks (something David wouldn’t understand, but it’s one of those things that makes this site successful). Thanks for all of your comments David, but you’re a talentless fuck, so piss off.
“I was quite enjoying this site until you revealed that you in fact drive a red German gay hairdresser’s car. Perhaps if you owned a better piece of Bavarian motor or a real driver’s car you wouldn’t need to use such excessive swearing in your reviews and use the word Gay as a derogatory term. I only hope the hosting account you’ve put this insulting piece of web rubbish on expires soon and you’re too lazy to renew it.”