There’s nothing I like better than hearing from you chav morons telling me what a cock I am for pointing out how monumentally shit your cars are. Please, feel free to email me using the below form using your bestest insults and threats. I post the best ones on the website here.

I also don’t mind hearing from people who are just as offended by chav cars as I am – but I’d rather hear from chavs. They’re piss funny when they try to act all grown up believing they’re safe behind a keyboard.

Come on knobheads, send me your insults.