A poor mans hilux
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Does having 35 kilos of plastic shit stuck to your car make people want to shag you? I doubt it!!
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Ant says: fucking awful twatheap
Deck says: Oi Ant, this is my pride and joy! Easy you fuckin' twat
me says: it must have taken you ages to vacuum form that bumper. I dread to think what the front is like.
Kreator says: that rear bumper looks like a fucking skirt on a fat chick
name says: hahaha how shit
wouldnt u like 2 know says: what the fuck has this twat done to that car
rs2000 owner says: you are a dickless cunt, you need to be shot for giving escort drivers a bad name, your car looks like a big pile of horse shit, if you had an accident in this the firemen wouldnt cut you out the wreckage for being a fucking brainless prick sucker. Buy yourself a decent escort or fuck off
Mr Mann says: RS2000 owner - if you would like to inform everyone where we can buy such an unlikely vehicle as a "decent Escort" I'm sure we'd all oblige.
rs2000 owner says: well have you ever heard of the escort cosworth or even the escort mk2 mexico, you may clame to own a chevy but over in the uk we like cars that can go round corners also.
Mr Mann says: I'm in the UK! Fair enough, the Mk2 Mexico and the Cosworth are acceptable, but when you've got a 1959 Chevy Impaler with a 350 cubic inch (that's 5.7 litre) who cares about cornering?
rs2000 owner says: I think we can both agree that lexus lenses and the delta 3 back bumper (oh christ i cant belive i know the name of the kit)are a shit mod for any car especialy escorts.
bren says: that kit was in the back of fast ford magazine ages ago. and it looked shit there aswell.
Kai says: The Rally elite, Escort Cosworth 4x4 is an Escort worth anyones cash.
Cinnead says: I know the fucking Paki that owns this heap of shite...
The Spunk Blasting Pervert Paki Pussy Pounding Child Groomer says: Looks like someone has basically chopped the rear bumper with an axe.

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