This weeks most shite car found on ebay has to be this Corsa.
Im still trying to work out what is going on here. I think the original colour was the light blue. Then he put different doors and boot on it to add more style. Found a body kit down the tip. glued it on then painted it with hammerite to finish. I do love the snow shove wheel arch overhang. You could keep motorways clear of snow with this. Jesus Christ can it get any worse. Yep. There bidding like mad for this fucking abomination. I want to kill it.
(10 votes, average: 8.90 out of 10, rated)That Bastard Who Sodomises says: The type of Hammerite he's used is obviously the type designed for the floorpan, called "Hammerite underseal with added waxoyl".
David You Cunt Yeah What? says: I thought this was a website where people posted pictures of cars? Not fucking jetskis!
andy says: Who ever owns this cunts car needs to be bent over and have it banged well home with a tent peg mallet....would then be known as Corsa arse...
Bob says: This thing needs to be taken out to a local MX course and jumped repeatedly until it divests itself of all the pop-riveted-on shit and probable bondo. Then it needs to be jumped some more, at high speed, until it's well and truly dead. Then it needs to be burnt, buried and the ground sewn with salt.