You don’t need the word ‘Bitch’ on your windscreen
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A 1.4 litre engine and the lad goes on about this car like it is a £250,000.00 super car. It is a Fiat Punto, you know the kind of car your mother or sister might own.
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David Glitter says: The Grande Punto SS has a turbocharged 1368cc engine which produces 178BHP, 272NM of torque and will do 0-62MPH in 7.5 seconds and will go on to a top speed of 135MPH. I have no idea what you've read online while sitting in your mum's basement, but for a small hatchback those figures are more than good enough. Have you ever actually driven a car, OP? I think you have probably been too busy sitting in your mum's basement to learn a little about grown up cars.
raspberrycai says: That's an ABARTH. You know, the FAST ones?
Mark Strong says: These Abarth Punto's are quick cars. What spunk stain thought it belonged on this website. Even taking into account the lame sticker on the wing it still doesn't belong on this website alongside Barry and his 1.0 Nova. Of course there are quicker cars out there (and more desirable ones too) but these are surprisingly quick and on top of the normal Abarth specifications, the Esseesse/SS has a tuned ECU, upgraded exhaust and air filter, modified injectors to cope with the higher boost pressure which was upped to 21PSI/1.5 Bar. These are fun cars to drive and are pretty quick too. For anyone who thinks this belongs on this website, they clearly know FUCK ALL about cars.
Internal Ejaculation Inside Your Momma says: These are fun little cars and shift surprisingly well. Yeah they aren't going to outperform an M3 or 911, but compared to other similar hot-hatches these are great. Cheap parts prices, easy to fix and maintain, low insurance. You get great bang for your buck and the vast majority of people out there would consider that a win.

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