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David Gilmoore says: @Nathan: You really are one sad little man. Your dreams of a Civic doing 0-62MPH in 3.7 seconds are exactly that, dreams! The fact that the first thing you said in your comment is about the Civic's 'incredible' performance says more about you than you'd ever realise. Go and watch your mother get undressed through the door and stay away from cars. You sad, sad little person.
Andy says: Actually it is possible to do 0 to 125 mph in a mere few seconds. How. Throw it off a cliff and you will hit max velocity in a few seconds.
David Gilmoore says: @Andy: Problem is buddy that's totally different to what that dickhead above was suggesting a Civic could do. Don't know whether to be more shocked with his ignorance or his blanket statements that suddenly become fact merely because it is him who said it and not somebody else. Also Nathan, this site was made for 'SHIT' cars, and this badly modified Civic counts as a 'SHIT' car. Just because you don't think this Civic should be here, doesn't mean everyone else has to agree with you. Frankly, the combination of your blanket statements and pure ignorance are laughable and I bet you aren't even old enough to drive and probably have never owned anything with four wheels apart from the little peddle powered plastic toy your Dad bought you when you were shitting yourself in nappies.