This site has been created for one reason, and one reason alone… to name and shame shite cars.
Shit cars the bane of all our lives. Small engined, cheap little pieces of dog turd driven by baseball cap wearing, burberry clad twats thinking they’re in some pimp mobile. They don’t realise just how shit their cars are. Luckily we’re here to tell them.
Your Car Is Shit!
It’s that easy. Please, take a look at these cars on our website, and grade them on just how shit they are. Cars with skirting, spoilers, alloys, text across the windscreen and an engine smaller than the motor in my electric toothbrush are the kind of shit we’re talking about. Once you’re done, why not take a photo the next time you see a piece of shit Saxo in McDonalds and then upload it to our website?
Hopefully, with your help we can end the scourge of shite cars on our roads, and teach these chavs and boy racers that a real car isn’t a 1.1 Nova or a Saxo with a body kit. Spending 28K on your Saxo does not make you ‘individual’, it makes you a twat. Buy a Mazda RX-8, it’s a decent car.
If however you’re a chav-boy racer scum, and you drive a shite car like a Saxo, a Nova or a Clio and are outraged that we’re taking the piss out of your motor… good, you cunt. Send us your complaints and we’ll laugh at them whole heartidly while we drive our BMW’s round the one-way systems looking for your small engined dump piles… tossers.