See the wheels on this lump of shit? They cost mor
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Vauxhall nova 1.2. I have took the air filter out and put a big bore exaust system on to give it an extra 1bhp.
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Jim the Farmer says: I would rather drive a sheep.
boo says: HAHAHA, this piece of shit isnt even worthy of some destruction derby action
sexy bitchin1 says: If this car was resprayed all over the same colour say orange had a nice body kit on and some nice alloys it would be lush. I can see this cars potential. I am thinking about buying a bog standard nova and spending about £10grand on it. I would easily have the best nova in england. Better than your car boo. I bet you have a crappy toyota supra or something else that is naff like a nissan skyline GTR.
GTI_1.8T_245bhp says: i respect the guy who owns this because he is clearly taking the piss, but sexybitchin1? haha you fucktard, you could spend £200,000 on a nova, but it would still be a fucking nova, best nova in england, theres no such word as 'best' to do with novas, there all 'shit'. 'crappy toyota supra' and 'naff skyline GTR' what the fuck mate, there immense cars, better than your 1-speed apollo bmx you probably ride, and what the hell are you on about, i can see more potential in justin hawkins running the 100 metre sprint in 9 and a half seconds.. you turd
boo says: LOOOOL sexy bitchin1
sexy bitchin1 says: Look GTI_1.8T_245bhp just because I like modded nova,s there is no need to be rude calling me a turd etc etc. I think these cars you call "immense cars" look like big over bloated beached whales. One mans meat is another mans poision so they say. If I like vauxhall nova,s then that is allowed. These cars have been out of production for 13 years now and you still see loads of them on the road, WHY because these cars have a cult following, I place vauxhall novas 1.6gsi,s in the same category as mark 1 v.w. golf gti,s.
GTI_1.8T_245bhp says: 'pride', you coon
says: Actually, it looks like something made up specifically for a destruction derby.
bren says: this is the stuff that makes even muslims volit with fear of god
as says: i'v gotta agree wiv GTI_1.8t!!!!
Chappo says: This car was actually done as a joke, i saw an article on it, the bonet vent is half a plastic dust bin! Quite amusing really!
speckog says: chappo you said what needed saying. i like the steel wheels, they wont leak slowly and have to be cleaned and sealed twice yearly
stebro says: one word twat!!!
dave says: i'll give you ten grand for this. What a motor!!!!
coupe says: not even worth as much as a used condom
lol says: hes ovisally dun it to piss ppl of who hayt chavs n do u no wot respect to him lol might as well have a car that stands out becoz ppl think its shit then idiots spending grands on a shitty new pice of crap that no1 looks at n thats gunu cost a shit load to get fixed i heyt stuck up twats that fink there better than evry 1 else just cuz mummy n daddy pay out for em
man-man says: this is a joke car, it supposed to be funny and shite
skiv the div says: put a red top in it and really piss some chavs off.
danny says: pish!
wizard says: This car came free with a lifetime subscription to 'I'm a CUNT' magazine. And yes, u r a CUNT!
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theunknowfreak says: Wow! This is so amazing! Amazing-ly shite..

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