words fail me, they truly do… fuck
5 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 105 votes, average: 8.80 out of 10 (5 votes, average: 8.80 out of 10, rated)

Ultimate SHIT chavs car. Top tip : Stick loads of velcro tape over your garden shed and ram raid Halfords or Motorworld and low and behold your a proud owner of a SUPER NOVA!!! Chav-fucking-tastic....WANKERS!!!!!!
12 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 1012 votes, average: 8.08 out of 10 (12 votes, average: 8.08 out of 10, rated)

jamie-lee says: luvin da car bt change da colour
Mr Mann says: Wonder how many Grannies he had to mug to pay for those wheels?
Lol says: bloody bastard chavs in there fuck ups
Charva Baiter says: Shit car Gay colour
Hehehe says: Hehehe Raided Halfords....it looks like sumthin Westwood Customs would throw togther....All Together It Diabolically Abysmally Shit......Not Worth Burning
Jenny Smith says: One of my friends mentioned this sight, as there is an explosion of chavs and their vile chav-sporters everywhere you go -even in the Lake District for heavens sake! You live in remote areas to get away from crap like this, not to have them follow you on day trips! I do have both a licence and a very nice car myself and do think the phrase "can't polish a turd" applies to all cars on here. The reason these peasants go for these cars is because they can pay £300 for the car (in exchange for swapping their Argos jewellery for cash at cash convertors or similar) and then modify them, week by week, as their benefits come in. £30 for a bit of tat here, £80 for 2nd hand alloys, £60 for a cheap meccano looking spolier, £20 or a stolen readio from Dave the Pov at the local pub and some dodgy mechanic that can "black out their windows" and leave those oh so stylish air bubbles in the film. I do see sense in this though, air bubbles or not - If I were driving a corsa or otehr revolting chav car, I would black the windows out. And wear a balaclava. I do feel justified in commenting on these cars as it's my tax money that has been used to finance them and their vile passengers.
jp says: ooo and there for im a chav because i fucking hate all you stupid bang cock lady boys and girls who hate chavs so go fuck a died cow u penis breath homos :D:D:D thax u
jp says: dead** i cant spell because im a wanker
chav cunts says: shit car, waste of money and time, but as its obviously a chav car theyd have nothing better to do with there time apart from hangin around the dss and local co-ops! you all smell and should all be shot hung AND gassed! CHAV CUNTS
Superchav says: y do u allways diss chav cars?
Mac says: well wikid innit. I dont think so.Chav scum
mooseknuckle says: wut da fux u talkin nigs????
thomps125 says: i dont like novas but this 1 ort my eye and aint ure usawel ripspeed freebies out of magazines shit its qwite smart actualy only b cus it repersents an evo also this lad wurks 4 a company calld vikeing motrs u shud c his vw caddy pikup brite green smart he from shrewsbury
Chav cunts DIE!!!!!!!! says: Yo thomps125 u r totally wrong bout the owner of this CHAV-SHED cos i no where this shed is and it aint no were near u said...Get a grip of ur fuked up chaved life and sort ur-self out then u mite realise that all fukin nova's shud off been scrapped at birth!!!!!!
sami says: fink ur cars mint!!!!
Chav cunts DIE!!!!!!!! says: Another fucking loser above me..........
sami says: i ent a loser i ent a chav jus like da car wunt dive it like but nice cula
white van man says: Nevermind puberty will kick in one day and the owner of this one will look back in shame.
THOMPS125 says: O U CHAV CUNTS DIE REED MY POST IT SEZ ALSO THIS LAD WURKS 45 VIKEING MOTORS I ON ABOWT THE LAD WHO DESIGHED IT U STUPID CUNT
Chav cunts DIE!!!!!!!! says: F.A.O THOMPS125.Go back to school and learn how to write the queens english!!!! Oh by the your mam was a shit lay and your dad likes to suck off asian taxi drivers...
c.unts says: without chavs you would hate yourself, so die
thomps says: u a little cok m8
MILLION POUND QUESTION says: Jenny your right, we have to pay tax and pay an insurance premium which is through the roof because dick heads who think there hard drive these cars and modify them that much there a heap of shit and end up crashing them because they cant drive!! These cars sound shit, look shit and are shit!! Oh yeah can someone explain why they think its cool to sit at a red traffic light revving? are you not aware that you need to lift the clutch to start moving HA HA HA HA HA. shall I carry on???
He says: This is why there are no Novas left, because wankstains like the owner of this pile of pish have taken a perfectly useable little Nova and turned it into a bodykitted pile of pish like this and even felt the compulsion to spell out NOVA in insulating tape on the bonnet! Nova's are classic now, or at least the few that didn't fall into the hands of these fannies!

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