Batman was hit hard driving a saxo spor robin has
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Turbo? About as turbo as my arse
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lame says: if you "arse" could go 0 to 60 as fast as this car, i guess you could be calling it turbo. until then, keep your shitty remarks to yourself, and don't ever use the word "turbo" again because it's obvious you have no idea what it means.
Daz says: Oh my spleen, please.
agreed lame says: yeah because there's no such thing as a Renault 5 Turbo is there. like some one would spend the money on that licence plate if they didn't have a turbo
mikey says: ha ha ha ur avin a fukin laf arnt ya?
scaramanga says: obviously the scroats who b dissing the five are extremely jealous ones who havent even sat in one cos they are fiesta popular drivers. leave the 5 alone you sound like idiots
Daz says: My wife used to drive a Fiesta, right peice of fucking shit that was. Got rid of that bollocks straight away and bought her a Rav 4... this car's shit too. 'the 5'... fucktard.
Daz says: got this mixed up with my shit car.. i love the 5, bags of power, retro looks, great handling.. love it.. sorry in a complete and total prick but my father used to rape me as a child and forced me to swallow his man juice b4 i could play with my nintendo
Daz says: You thick fucks just love pretending to be me don't you? I bet it gives a little glow in your otherwise empty lives. Sadly fucktards you're not me, you're nothing - chavscum. You'll never have a car as cool as mine, a life as great as mine or talent like me. Sorry, but you're a stain on life, but thanks to me at least you know it - and now have a place to come and exist. Wanker.
Dave2 says: Daz your comments really are awful, you should be ashamed. Disgusting. Your car isn't great - it's a Z3. Nor is it unique, or good looking, and most people who see a Z3 dislike the person driving it automatically because they presume they have an attitude like yours. What a shame that they're right in your case. If you are successful why are you running a site like this? Not successful enough, it seems. I'm sure your boss (if you have one) and relatives would love to see your creation.
Daz says: Dave2, as building websites is my job, my boss and relatives have indeed seen my creation. 'why am I running a site like this if I am successful?'... simple, I can.
Dave2 says: but surely it's not a good advert for your skills - there's some serious lack of foresight in the design, and your attitude is far from professional. I doubt anyone who saw this site would consider you as a responsible and talented person for building websites? Do you own www.fanbiz.net? The amidrunk site is far better than this one, and less focused on abusing people because of their tastes.
Daz says: The skill Davey boy is in getting a successful website - this was built in a day, and attracts huge numbers of people to it. I own a huge amount of websites - doesn't really matter what ones does it?
Daz says: Of course Dave, the real skill as I said in having a successful website. Just checked yours out, pretty shit. Into Pumping Iron I see. I'll call you Dave Burton from now on, so there's no confusion. What's like up there in Brum? 32 Greenaleigh Road to be precise. Now fuck off!
D Spoon says: if you arse" could go 0 to 60 as fast as this car, i guess you could be calling it turbo."
mark says: daz could u plz show us a pic of your car please so we can laugh our arse of at it and your slaggy bird owes me money 4 that ounce sold her
Daz says: You get more traffic on your sites than me? This site isn't indexed by Google??? Funny, my stats show otherwise. Try searching for 'shit cars' on Google. Trust me dude, if we were to compare traffic in some dick measuring contest, you'd lose. As you say, if this site upsets you (which was the aim) then piss off.
Daz says: Minimal amount of searching in Google? Funny that, I count every page having been indexed. I also note that this site is page 1 on yahoo for 'shit cars' and 'chav cars', it's page 1 on Google for 'chav cars' and page 1 on MSN for 'shit cars' and chav cars'. Barryboys.co.uk is nowhere. I removed your redirect for your own good - if you knew as much as me about SEO you'd know why - and you'd have the same success I have with sites.
Daz says: Dave, I didn't threaten to put a virus on anyone's computer - I DID install software on the machines of people who posted as me... notice they've gone? If you think recommendations and bookmarks are important for site traffic, you indeed know nothing about SEO. Your comment about 'reciprocal' links proves that. If you need help, just ask dude. As you can tell by the front page position on ALL three of the major engines, this site gets more traffic than it can handle.


says: well, saying i know nothing is wrong - but tell me your secret - give me some help! I can accept that - there are too many articles on this on the web, so obviously the ones I've found must be rubbish. d_j_burton@hotmail.com :)
Daz says: Obviously... there are many myths floating around, such as for example; linking to high profile websites improves your ranking... you should take off the W3C validator link, your site doesn't validate and it leaks you Page Rank. That one's for free.
says: isn't leakage a debateable option too? it should validate - but obviously I've cocked up somewhere
Tash says: I fucking love this car!
name says: yeh dave burton dont write so much bcause i cant be bothered 2 read it and its crap wow a blue sun strip along da wind screen dats goin 2 make it go fast init ow and im loving da custom number plate very crap indeed
name says: and tash u shouldnt f***ing love dis car its crap
Sloppy Balls says: Nice little toy car this. Looks like something a five year old would play with.

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